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By Maddox
Finally, a book that guarantees your balls will be stomped; a book so manly that it will make even the burliest of men (and in some cases, the burliest of women...) feel inadequate. So manly, it needs to be shaved: The Alphabet of Manliness. This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history. Here's a small sample of the ass-kickery found within these revered pages of outright manliness:People getting drop-kicked in the facePhallic aggressionViolence in excess of what has come to be known as excessiveGarish disregard for the well-being of childrenContempt for animals, women, and other culturesShit jokesIntimidating rhetoricObscure penile referencesTit punchingThe triumph of flannel over good tasteThis book is only for the saltiest, hairiest, most rugged son of a bitch out there. However, it would be selfish to keep it for myself, so feel free to buy a copy. This humble tome of wisdom is a tribute to all men who toil away at work every day, getting their balls busted, or busting balls.If you can't handle the punch to the colon I'm about to deliver to you, look on the bright side: you'll save a fortune on Halloween when kids come to your door to pick apart your candy ass. On the other hand, if you feel comfortable with the risk of having your ass neatly packaged and handed to you with all the trimmings, cut the foreplay and crack the book open already.Detailed info »« Brief info
| Publisher: | Citadel Press |
| Publication Date: | 6/30/2006 |
| ISBN: | 9780806527208 |
| EAN: | 080652720X |
| Paperback: | 204 pages |
| Language: | English |
| Physical Info: | 5.92 x 0.91 x 8.48 inches, (0.83 lbs) |
| Categories: | Topic - Adult |
| LC Subjects: | Masculinity, Men |
| Dewey: | 818.602 |
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